The good word

My breath was stanking up a storm while I was at Hobby Lobby (the South's answer to Michael's Arts & Crafts) when I spied these mints:

I KID YOU NOT.  Of course I had to buy them.  Didn't you see on the cover?  It comes with a free passage from the scriptures.  Because I'm a little slow and take pictures literally, I was expecting like a mini fold-out bible-looking thing or maybe an inside cover coated with tiny little words of God.  No.  This is what they meant:

Oh fine.  But what a conversation starter.